Oct
26
2011

I didn’t expect to be doing that today…

This evening, I’ve done something I have never done before: I led a service of BCP Evensong.

Nothing unusual in me doing that you might think, what with me being a vicar and all.  Ordinarily, that would be true but it was the context that made this Evensong so unusual.

This was a Flash Mob Evensong outside St Paul’s Cathedral.  For a little while, St Paul’s has unfortunately had to close as a result of the Occupy London Stock Exchange protests.  Now, I’m not going to comment on the rights or wrongs of the protest or its aims – those who know me or read this blog regularly will be able to guess where I stand – but that it has resulted, however indirectly, to an interruption in public worship is unfortunate to say the least.

Enter Kathryn Rose who on Sunday organised a “small but mighty” guerilla Evensong at St Paul’s.  This was followed up with a larger-scale one today.  Four days’ notice meant that more people were able to come and help and the new FlashEvensong Twitter account provided a focal point for the organisation.

I happened to be the first ordained minister to arrive and so it ended up falling to me to lead – and preach at – today’s service.  It was terrifying and fun in equal measure.  What is more, I think it was important that, although the Cathedral building may have been closed, worship of the One in whose honour it stands was able to continue.  After the service, I spoke briefly, as did others who were involved, with members of the press and I understand that some footage of the service will be on ITV News tonight.  This was no publicity stunt however, this was a real service that, judging from the reaction on social media was well received and welcomed.

When we finished, we learned that the Dean of St Paul’s has issued a statement expressing optimism that the Cathedral will re-open on Friday.  I hope this happens – and that it is achieved without force having to be deployed against the protesters.

I also did a little AudioBoo after the service:


Chatting with @riggwelter #occupylsx post @flashevensong (mp3)

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Oct
23
2011

Sermon: Acts 9.1-31 – Who are you, Lord?

Preached this morning at St Francis’.  Each recording is available as Ogg Vorbis or MP3:

You can also view the presentation that accompanied the talk as a PDF or see a Wordle of the text:

Wordle: Acts 9.1-31

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Oct
17
2011

Third Coming? Apparently…

Six months ago, almost to the day, I wrote about how it was utter nonsense to suggest that the Stone Roses might re-form.

Seems I got it wrong.

Totally wrong.

Re-forming with the original line-up wrong.

According to the Press Association (and then picked up today in the Telegraph), the Stone Roses will announce tomorrow that they are re-forming.  There will be live dates and a new album.

I hope – I really hope – the album is good.  The Stone Roses are one of the most significant bands in the history of rock music and it would be a real shame to taint their legacy.  I will get the album when it’s released and a review will appear here.  On the day before release, I shall listen to The Stone Roses and Second Coming as well as non-album tracks such as Fool’s Gold to place it in the context of the band’s previous work.

Roll on tomorrow’s press conference where hopefully there’ll be more detail.

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Oct
06
2011

Steve Jobs: A non-fanboy writes

Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple has died at the age of 56 after a battle against cancer.  This is a tragedy for his family and friends – I know from my own life (my father died of cancer in his 40s) that cancer is an evil corruption of life and while its ultimate defeat comes only in the resurrection, we can fight its effects in this world by supporting Cancer Research (for example).

However, the reaction in the media and on Twitter to his death is out of all proportion to what he actually did.  Note, I mean what he did, not what the Legend Of Jobs says he did.  President Obama described him as one of America’s great inventors but what did he really invent?

History has, over the last few years, been rewritten when it comes to technology to suggest that all the great leaps forward in the world of computing were imagined and precipitated by one man: Steve Jobs.  The reality is quite different.  What he did was take a series of already existing products, make them pretty and market the hell out of them.

Rewind to 1984 and Apple’s most famous advert, the one that introduced the Mac at half-time in the Super Bowl.

The Legend Of Jobs tells us that Apple pioneered the Graphical User Interface (GUI) and at the same time, gave the world of computing freedom from the shackles of IBM and Microsoft.  The reality here of course is that the GUI had been developed at Xerox PARC.  The idea was taken and marketed by Jobs and Apple and the Mac was born.  The other part of the legend – that of freedom – is also untrue.  Apple software has never been Free and has never engendered freedom.  More of that later but in 1984, two other truly Free things were happening in computing.  Firstly, parallel to the development of MacOS, the X Window System was released into the UNIX world.  Secondly, the GNU project, dedicated to creating an Operating System that was truly Free had been started the previous year by Richard Stallman.  These are far more significant developments in terms of GUIs and software freedom respectively than the Mac ever was.

There are four products associated with Jobs since his return to Apple (and the associated Messianic fervour amongst Apple believers).  The Legend Of Jobs would have us believe that in all these cases, Jobs invented something entirely knew that changed the world.

Firstly, there is the iMac.  Of course all this was was an even prettier Mac (with associated marketing) with, in due course, MacOS X.  MacOS X is almost the ultimate insult to software freedom.  A pair of Free versions of UNIX (specifically FreeBSD and NetBSD) were used and their Free license dropped.

Secondly, there was the iPod.  The Legend Of Jobs effectively tells us that Jobs invented the digital music player.  Of course, they had been on the market for about five years before the launch of the iPod.  What Apple did was make one that people were happy to be seen to be using.  There’s nothing wrong with that of course but let’s not confuse it with innovation or invention.


Next up is the iPhone, an integration of a mobile phone and digital music player.  Again, this was not the great leap forward we are supposed to believe it to be.  In the same year as the first iPhone was released, the Nokia N95 was also released (for example).  The idea of using a mobile phone as a music player or camera was by no means new and only the usual Jobs launch speech and Apple marketing machine lent any significance to its existence.


Finally, of course, there is the iPad.  This is, depending on how you look at it, either nothing more than a large iPhone without the ability to make calls or the most innovative thing that Apple have actually produced.  Actually, the true innovation here came in persuading the world – very quickly – that it wanted a device in this form factor when none had previously come to market in a credible way.  Even Apple’s previous attempt, the Newton, had failed miserably.  I adhere to the overgrown iPhone notion but that doesn’t stop me wanting an Android based tablet.

The history of Jobs’ return to Apple is one of users being increasingly dependent on Apple for access to their own data.  I’ve lost track of how many times friends of mine who have been sucked in have ended up having to go to the “Genius Bar” in order to be able to access the information that ought to be theirs to control.  Jobs and Apple sold the world a lock-in and called it freedom.  Have you ever tried to use an iPod with something other than iTunes and then used iTunes with it?  (Hint: don’t)

Steve Jobs was a very clever man and his death is tragic for those who knew and loved him but his skills lay mostly in marketing not in innovation.  He was a geek (and yes, he was there at the right time in the 1970s when the personal computer revolution began) but he was not the philosopher that he is now being portrayed as being.  In short, the world could do with shedding its rose-tinted spectacles where he is concerned.

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Sep
28
2011

I need a neural interface to Linux

I do.

In fact, I’d say I need it as a matter of primary importance.

All too often, I decide that I need to check something in an old email but in the time it takes me to move my mouse to launch Kontact (or hit Alt-F2 and type it), I forget what it was that I wanted to check.

So, I clearly need a neural interface so that as soon as I’ve thought “I must refer to that email from Fred”, Kontact has opened with the email in question selected.

Is it too late for a Summer of Code project? Wink

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Sep
25
2011

Sermon – Acts 4.1-31: Salvation is found in no-one else

Preached this morning at St Francis’, Luton, continuing our series on the book of Acts.  Earlier in the week, I posted on my preparation, including a Wordle.

 

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Sep
22
2011

Word as Wordle: Acts 4.1-31

This Sunday, as part of the series on the book of Acts at St Francis’, I’m preaching from Acts 4.1-31.  Here is the text as a Wordle:

Wordle: Acts 3.1-31

What is the significance of the subversive message of resurrection?  Why did those in authority really dislike the message Peter and John were proclaiming?  Why was the good news of YHWH’s activity in bringing healing and rescue bad news for the rulers?  What is Jesus’ call on the lives of those who follow him?

Some, all or none (okay, not none) of these questions will be addressed on Sunday at 09.15, 11.00 and 18.00.

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Sep
19
2011

Catch-up

Wow! A long time without posting.  I’m going to claim it’s all down to moving house if that’s okay?  It’s not?  Well tough, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

So what has happened since I re-skinned my djembe?

Well, we had our final service at Bursledon and spent a lot of time clearing out the house.  We moved to Luton and spent a lot of time unpacking (and clearing out all the things we hadn’t managed to clear out before the move).

I was licensed (and whatever other technical terms for what happened) on 30 August and so I am now Vicar of the Parish of Luton, St Francis.  My first sermon was on Acts 2.42-47 and you can listen back to the versions at the 9.15 service and the 11.00 service.  The following week, I preached on Joseph from two different passages of Genesis at the two sermons.  Again, you can listen to the versions from the 9.15 service and the 11.00 All-Age service.

Being an incumbent is remarkable for both how similar and how dissimilar it is to being a curate.  I’m very excited by what lies ahead over the coming months and years here.

The other reason I’ve not blogged for a while is that there have been some huge news stories about which I have avoided commenting as I know my comments would not be the best informed observations available.  Now, I know that that’s not a consideration that would stop most bloggers from writing the electronic equivalent of reams but when it came to riots on the streets of England and civil war in Libya, I’d rather leave it to the experts while acknowledging that it tends to be the liberal experts with whom I agree the most.

Finally, the new Premier League season started really well for Liverpool before turning quite disastrous the last couple of weeks.  I’m taking solace from the fact that I’m not an Arsenal fan though and I fully expect Dalglish to turn things around.  YNWA.

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Jul
22
2011

Re-heading a Djembe

A little while ago, the head on my djembe split and I decided that I’d try to fit a new skin myself to save money and learn a new skill.  Here’s a quick guide – with photos – to the process of re-heading (or re-skinning) a djembe.  I am indebted to Percussivity for this guide which I loosely followed.  The photos are available as a set on Flickr.

Firstly, the new skin needs to be soaked for 24 hours to make sure it’s supple.  This explains the towel that you see in most of the photos.  First photo is the headless djembe with the two metal rings and cord that will be used to attach the head.  Around the bottom you can see the lower ring with loops through which the cord will be threaded

Headless djembe and parts.

The wet skin is placed on top of the drum – as you can see, it should be a fair amount larger than the top of the drum’s body.

Wet goat skin laid on the top

The plain metal ring is placed over the skin and (this is not photographed) the skin is folded back up over the ring.

Put on the first metal ring.

Next, the other ring – the one with the fabric loops – is placed over the folded skin.  At this point, you might want to secure the two rings by tying string between the top and bottom loops.

Second ring added.

Begin threading the cord through the loops at the top and bottom of the drum’s body, here you can see how the cord should be threaded:

Making good progress.

And here you can see where I made a mistake for a couple of loops:

Nearly there...

Eventually, you’ll have threaded the cord right around the djembe, begin tightening the cord until it’s as tight as you can get it

All the way round!

Then weave the remaining cord around the djembe

The finished article.

and you finally have a completely re-headed (or re-skinned) djembe.

The finished article - from above.

Over the following couple of days, the skin will dry and settle, keep tightening it as it does.  Percussivity’s guide then shows you how you can use the remaining cord to further tighten the skin.

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Jul
21
2011

Word as Wordle: John 6.46-58

On Sunday, I’m preaching my final sermon in Bursledon before we move to Luton.  At the moment, we’re doing a series of sermons looking at the “I Am” statements from the Fourth Gospel (it’ll finish at the end of August with Alpha and Omega from Revelation).  This week it’s “I am the bread of life” and here is the text as a Wordle:

Wordle: John 6.46-58 (TNIV)

The wider discourse of which this passage forms a part is jam-packed with allusions to the Exodus, the defining narrative of Israel.  As so often in the Fourth Gospel, we see Jesus as the reality, new version or fulfilment of what has been seen in the history of Israel (so, already in the series, we’ve seen Jesus as the Light of the World – the reality of what happened at creation; as “I Am” before Abraham was – the fullness of Israel’s God in human form; the True Vine – the new and true Israel) and here we see that he is the one in and through whom the new Exodus is happening.  As Israel’s God, he is the one who guides us through this journey as YHWH did in the pillars of cloud and fire.  He is our sustenance for the journey – as the manna sustained Israel for the forty years of wandering through the wilderness, so in the Eucharist, we are sustained.  As the one who “will raise them up at the last day”, he is also the destination of the journey, the one who has defeated death and assures us of sharing in his resurrection to the new earth.

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